I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.
OMYGOD
OH MY GOD I CHOKED
…
whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING
This is the theme song to my life.
A for effort
i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS
OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS
hi this is me reincarnated into song form
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
its back
my baby
To those who ask me about my workout regime, this is pretty much it. I pick and choose but I do about ten of these exercises everyday with my dumbbells. I say I do ten, but you do as many of those ten as you can and you do them throughout the day. This might not be the best way to get muscle, but I’m more concerned about staying lean and healthy.
So now you know. Go! Go and do it!
(via jackthecb)
piss on me. fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns in to spears. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. im a fat gay and i want to go to ice hell ftw.
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
How old are you?
Is it cold where you are?
What is your favorite color?
What color are your eyes?
Do you have freckles?
When is your birthday?
What was the last thing you drank?
Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End video post by saying any THREE words you want.
ITS A FUCKING FRENCH WORD YOU LITTLE BITCH
the best
I am Brittnay Matthews
Brittnay is my favorite omfg
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My friend Dan pouring milk over himself in various places around Fareham haha
scienceseerofsarcasm:
Red hot nickel dropped in water…
that’s SO COOL
WOAH THAT’S COOL
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gllt:
its not what you thiNK I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS
(via male-sensuality)
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